Epiphany?

Are you fucking kidding me that the lube we use kills sperm within 60 minutes of ejaculation???

Drabbles

So, I went over my points (and into my weekly stash) today.

Fear not! This was not a case of me eating my feelings, as it were, it's simply that I weighed in today so tonight's really the one night I can eat stupidly with little remorse. Did I get a grilled cheese sangwich and a chocolate shake, with a cupcake for dessert? Nope. Half a turkey club and some fries. Not terrible!
So far I've lost 7.5lbs in four weeks. This ain't bad. Only a billion more weeks to go.

In other news, I'm still very sad that I'm not pregnant. This doesn't mean that I'm not happy for my friends who are knocked up, I'm sad for me. And Connor, of course.

Sad.

And Again

Just got the email saying that the Amazing Juanita and George are not going on vacation because of the pregnancy.

I'm going to crawl back into my pit of despair.

Here We Go Again

The Amazing Juanita is pregnant.
Shakti is pregnant.
Janine is pregnant.
Brigid is pregnant.


I am not pregnant.

Waiting

Still not knocked up. Having wine to...celebrate.

I can name three girls who I know are pregnant off the top of my head. I'm trying not to wallow, but everyone else seems so fucking fertile. Fuck.